Mr. Counterpoint, surely a mention here of John Edwards would have sufficed?

"Dancing for Money" is great, in a very strange way. "Electric Guitar" is pretty weak, but has a decent chorus/repeated riff.

Governor, you have brought disgrace on both the party and your family.

"Fear of Music" is amazing, citizen. "I Zimbra," "Mind," and "Heaven" are all incredible, but I feel the album is let down somewhat by "Cities," an uncharacteristically poor song for the Heads.

Mr. Skunk Ape, your very name lacks the subtlety and grace of the lords creation. Your pessimism and cyncism about the opportunities of our national debate are downright bizarre.

Trying is half the battle, citizen. I commend you for hard work almost taken.

Ah, 1979
That was the year I met the love of my life.

Much thanks for the support, citizens!

Family values and common sense solutions are not gimmicks, citizen.

Governor,
If you have any sense you'll marry that poor girl on whom you inflicted your seed.

Any post that quotes what I said a few minutes ago is a falsehood.

The Great Gingrich has a certain ring to it.

Strangely enough, I don't have this problem: I have looked incredibly handsome for years now.
Ms. Williams might want to try Catholicism as an age deterrent.

Sacrilege!
How can this elitist artiste possibly defend casting an Austrialian in an iconic American role? Perhaps we have spent so much time focussing on job threats from South of the Border that we have neglicted those from Down Under.

The Great State of Georgia Welcomes You!
Many a fine film was filmed in Georgia, citizen.

I remember it well, citizen, but I have chosen to eke my political fortunes in the great state of Georgia. Representing its great people has been the finest achievement of my life.

I was going to name my network Gingrich Broadcasting Media, but my advisors assured me the acronym would bring in the wrong clientele.

I, too, supported the Matlock Expressway - that is, until I realised that it was pork-barrel waste in which a fine Republican like Mayor Terwilliger should not partake.
How will we ever curb irresponsible Washington spending if projects like this occur in the hartland of America?

If these networks had any sense, they would know that the South is the greatest land of this Great Nation, and would renew it post-haste.