This would be my favourite cuntburgler. Why can we not have it?

I have filled many cemeteries for a girl.  Pet cemeteries, too. And lakes and rivers.

Do not bring me this woman. The flat stomach gives no rest to her dugs.

I will make you a Carl Weathers stew.

More meat for me!

You see he is with me at Nando's.

When I tell my son he is an ugly he does not cry.  You cry, you die.

You see the Americans take off the horns for the Africans to see. This is the truth and you will know it.

You will go to hell, devil.

You suffer in torment.

You see why America did not reach the Moon.

Uganda…the pot of Smack at the Rainbow's End.

The Scots are the greatest people in the world, after Uganda.

If I were not a Ugandan, I would be such a Scot.

I have her ladyparts region right here in Jeddah. Do you want to see it?

Military Man!

You promised to me you would help me build a new Uganda. You swore an oath.
I am the father of this nation, Tobias. And you have most… grossly… offended your father. That is why you came here in the first place. Or are you like all the other British. Just here to fuck and to take away? No? You are like my own son.…

I have them and they need company in the guest house.

Ring me up whenfore you want to grind.

Five minutes to remove my Victoria's Cross.  So never take it off. Ever.