I am in Dubai at the Suite Novotel Nando's! Drop in and share a beer with me! I am in the shitter.

Then you must know President Nixon and I went belly to belly at the United Nations canteen. One thing that I do not like about Mr. Hitler, he does not drink. Your President can hold a gallon!

Me.

In the true version, I box with Bond on the Moon. He is slippery in his trunks, but I have the arms of a grey gorilla!

I largely welcome you.

So to stop the British Empire from destroying the world, I have instructed every teacher in Uganda to show this movie The Patriot and to tell the children that the hero is Idi.

Suicide by my banana.

Either way: Room for Idi!

Gripping the hippo like this is most dangerous.

Horse pussy for my friend!

Nine Lives of A Black Pussycat is tits.

She is best known as my concubine cum Queen. Ask mwanamke about Idi's games!

No exceptions for the expropriators of Ugandan pornography! Zionist pornographers will leave the reels with me, then leave my house and the nation.

We can talk, Tevin. Talk to Idi.

This I must know!

I think you mean to say Idicare. My personal physician will see every sick person in Uganda and develop the right treatment for the maximum sexual power.

DON'T YOU LEAVE

WITCHES

Do you become a hyena to do this? You may be shot!

I show my 15 sons these things. Your father is a LION.