I enjoy a good introduction.  A good President should have a title with a beat.

This is what I have been saying for a long time.  Also you must remember to kill the hostages first. What do you hope to gain by feeding them?

When this band played the Starlight Lounge at Entebbe, I held them over for a week!

Habari za asubuh. Everyone who has a medical degree knows that the white doctors will inject you with AIDS. This McCarthy is a true bush woman and friend. Watch for me to be with her in the Office of the President.

No.  Tshiku Part 1 by Orchestre Les Noirs.

I think you find it is her smell for sex.

Cumbucket, you are needed in the Office of the President. CHOP CHOP

I too sleep with fishes.

I break the ibis neck between the thumb and the foreskin.

Shin Bet cockblokers do not respect the independence of Uganda.

Tell me more about this smell. Is it sex?

I will rap you.

You can buy it from me.

This one will show her fierce ingenuity and commitment to Uganda when she lies with me.

We prepare to die as we face the Uganda Armed Forces.   The remedy for fire is fire.

We prepare to die as we face the Uganda Armed Forces.   The remedy for fire is fire.

Greetings!

Greetings!

I was awarded Favorite Commenter by Mr. Leonard Pierce when I made my first post to the Club.  Favorite And Best Commenter is not a contest any more because the title has been retired and I am the sole winner for all time. Baada ya kisa mkasa: baada ya chanzo kitendo.

I was awarded Favorite Commenter by Mr. Leonard Pierce when I made my first post to the Club.  Favorite And Best Commenter is not a contest any more because the title has been retired and I am the sole winner for all time. Baada ya kisa mkasa: baada ya chanzo kitendo.