I help you.

My friend Muammar, you will be avenged on these ones here!

When I was a boy, the monkeys would talk to one another in the trees.  When we shoot them, they yell out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.  But they do not talk like you.

These white people have the ring worm. I would tell them to get out of my country if I were the Pope.  But I am not a very stupid man.  Uganda will never take them.

Yes.  Occupy Kampala is on day 6.  Or the people they now like to sleep out of doors. I cannot tell.  Either way it is bad.  If you have a house, then you should sleep inside. If you do not have a house then you must go away and work very very hard, until you can buy the tin to make a shed.

Ha ah.  My sister, but she has no hips.  Where can the bull ride?

Let me show you what I mean.

Yes. I like the Army to run a prison.

Goatherds speaking of dung please me more.

What you say also has meaning in Kutuk na Kakwa. You are very clever for a white man.

Yes and ME!

I did enjoy your message and how you tell me that you love me.  The criminal housemaids did not make the proper postage.  They have been punished so I say that they know now.

The cultural zionist imperialists who steal from the Africans will get what is due to them.  You know, they already know.  When I tell you what I think, I am only telling you what is going to happen.  This Simon is a dead man.

IDI AMIN The MOST Amazing MAN You HAVE EVER SEEN.

Turnabout is fair play.

Who treats Big Daddy a fool?  I can eat any man under the table!

I have done this but the work was very dirty.

Are you a fruit or a meat eating rat?

Let me in.

Omweso