I, Idi Amin, roger you.

What has happened to my head?  This is painful!

I LIVE!

Who else do you need, when I am your best friend. Come and help me fart.

I am glad to see a Black Man will be President of America.

Yes.

In my experience, writers are the pussies who get fucked. You see.

Children can be doctors as well as soldiers
It is time we stopped coddling the little ones. So I am glad to see this in America too.

When I purr like a lion, no vibrator is necessary.

Echobelly? That woman was a Hindu.

Me say me eat Cookies! Me wear purple pelt on me eggs!

You should visit Medina! We agree that boys are for soldiers.

What what in the butt?

I can tell you that when you have no choice, it is easy to nail a man. The snooker table goes to the barracks.

I do not understand a word. Medina needs more beer!

I will out wrestle and eat you alive in my bed.

I know. I listen. Why do you say these things about Uganda?

You can eat an ape for strength. No one can do this as much as I do. I do not need any help to catch and eat a gorilla.

I am glad you are a Registered Commenter! My dick is bigger than yours, but soon yours will be big enough. Join me!

I am happy to be the International President For Life of the Registered Commenters For The Win Of The World. I will lead to a place where we can dive for pearls.