Told your fuckin' ass.

You can just lie! It's totally easy!

Gifts for others
My work has a tree every year with tags requesting gifts for the boys and girls club. One of the tags was from an 8 year old girl who requested copies of Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow. I snapped that tag up right away and bought them for her the next day. I mean, who could say no to that?

You should try Laphroaig at a bar or fancy restaurant or something. Shit tastes like iodine.

This looks like fun
For once I regret being so relentlessly unpleasant that no one can stand interacting with me.

Not having read the books, I can't really argue with that, but I would argue that The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum are better movies because Bourne isn't being slowed down by some civilian. But it did still kind of bug me that she was immediately killed in the second one, yeah. There ought to have been a…