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Colin Alexander
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I feel ALL of this. I never refund shit unless a disc is snapped in two. We're closing in probably a month and MARK MY WORDS I'm having fun with every asshole that darkens my door step from here on out.

Oh jesus.

They charge a fuck ton in licensing fees to the UK Blockbuster (owned now by a different company).

I work at a Blockbuster in the UK and the company here is in the process of passing the fuck out. I'll miss not having to serve local junkies or recommend Jennifer Aniston films to idiots. Nor will I miss having to explain how a late fee works to basic bitches who don't realise that shit ain't free.

I liked that the parts of dana's story that could have been overly played where shot from a distance (her surrendering to the police and greeting her family), it gave a real sense of privacy to what she's dealing with.

Was that Sasha being dragged off in the promo for the next ep? Because it looked like Sasha. Damn, of the new characters I thought she had the most potential.

Whichever way they go it'll likely be a couple of shades off what we're expecting although I have a sneaking suspicion Fiona is going to end up immortal but in a box in the end. Which is a shame.

Oooh, nice. Her talking about finding her tribe was what got me onto thinking she might end up running shiz.

It might be a little too early but we keep getting snippets of greek mythology in each episode, I'd love season 4 to be an American Gods kind of deal.

I like when AHS goes a little wonky on the cameras to atmospheric effect, even the random fish eye. The whole swooping, sailing shot mixed with Fionas monologue at the bar in the beginning was a total highlight, it really felt like being swept up in the glamour and debauchery she describes her life as being.

THAT was an episode of American Horror Story. The first two trifled with exposition, witch folklore and establishing Jessica Lang as worthy of the sleek ad campaign that precursed season 3, generally a delight but diminishing in returns from the openers of season 1 and 2. This episode had the directorial FLARE

Great ep, great reveal. Didn't see it coming I admit, I assumed we were in for a show down but instead it was "Game on" with Saul. It'll be interesting to see how Fara and Carrie interact, which I'm assuming will happen seeing as Saul wants to sit on the information until he (or more likely Carrie) can interrogate the

Wow, maybe one can respect and watch something without enjoying it.

It's all Digitalhead now, dear.

Note: The gimmick of this review greatly pleased me.

I enjoyed the episode (FYI if you're watching and 'respecting' it or whatever, that means you're enjoying it, reviewer). I preferred the first two episodes, scaled back and dealing with what went down more on a personal than national level (except for the CIA scenes which were great and hopefully we're building back

#Cortexifandom

C+? Come on, VanDerTodd Lincoln, I'll buy you a drink.

This sounded like it could be the next 'Fringe' except with a built-in audience that would keep cancellation from being an ongoing source of suspense. Hell, it could have been ALIAS with slightly more science fiction. That's really what they should have been aiming for. So far it's failed my 3 episode rule for a new

Homeland and the last season of American Horror Story have enlightened me to the fact that mental institutions are a 'Who watches the watchmen' kind of dealio.