My band actually fits this category and has a WAY better cover than any of this bullshit:

Can't wait
until West is like 65 and doing the Willie Loman "attention must be paid" thing

"… an approach by then much-imitated [BY] both other filmmakers and television shows"
Proofread again, AV club

"…Coldplay has [sic] announced them yet…"
That's four, AV Club!

AIR ARIZONA
O O EVERYWHERE UR HAIR O O LETS GO THERE AIR JORDANS HEIR MARE CARE CHAIR O O O O AIRIZONA

Morrissey
Awful music, awful person

That's three….
"…and it is [sic] certainly reflects the love Hughes had for his hometown."

Nice Terran Academy Scream
In the first clip when those dudes get crushed by the semi trailer thing

"…he'll be seen [IN] this ironically,,,"
Can I have a job yet? That's two!

Will "THEIR" [sic]
Okay, give me a job at the AV Club now.

His 'weak grasp' is essential to his entire aesthetic/song content. Not sure if you listened to any of his songs or read the interview…

Tim Minchin
Tim Minchin continues to suck off Dawkins and Hitchens while guys like John Darnielle and Sufjan Stevens engage Christianity in thoughtful, artful ways. They write songs with coherent melodies and actually try to manipulate prosody/harmony/arrangements to create something unique within the songwriting…