I don't make good decisions at 3 in the morning.

…I forgot about the block function until I read this comment :(. I've never used it before so it never occurred to me.

Cool. Glad our two party political system can keep things simple for you. Anything more complicated than that and you might actually have to form your own opinions. Keep toeing the party line. It's doing wonders for your intellect.

I'm not your friend and you can fuck off. And maybe this will help you to get the idea, but I voted for Hillary. I'm not a Democrat, and I don't particularly like her, but that seems irrelevant compared to voting in someone who seems to have actual mental problems in the White House. I hope you're happy that Trump and…

It felt spoilery so I skipped around and haven't seen the film yet? It seems hard to approach.

First of all, very, very few members of any party support everything on the ticket. Second of all, being in favor of accepting refugees is not being in favor of Islamic extremism. There are plenty of studies out there to show that refugees have lower rates of crime than the US home population, but you don't seem keen…

When did I call myself a feminist, and when did I say I support honor killings and acid attacks?

See, again, this makes no sense. You have a bunch of 1% on the Republican platform in the White House right now. Trump has spent as much on vacations in a month in office as Obama spent in a year. You tell me what so great about the 1%ers since you seem to want to vote them into office.

I think taking a formal logic course would cause so much cognitive dissonance your head would explode from trying to keep all of your thoughts together while at the same time trying to understand how a logical argument works.

So which part are you disagreeing with exactly? Not finding the Onion funny doesn't mean the intention of the Onion isn't to make people laugh. Whether they are successful or not wasn't part of my statement.

I never declared myself arbiter of history like you did. And no, the Onion is not fake news, it is clearly parodic in nature. At least learn your own insane talking points before bringing them up. There is a difference between news pretending to be real and spreading misinformation, and a parody of news intending to…

What fucking history lessons? All you've said is a bunch of vague nonsense with no backing and no facts.

Uhh, for all of your talk of knowing history, you do realize that the primordial ooze was millions of years before humans were on earth?

I don't even know what this means. It's not like men invented civilization. No single group invented civilization. Civilizations were created through long processes that would have been impossible to accomplish by any single gender.

2v2v2v2 BGH.

I thought he was good in Runaway Jury.

Speaking of eSports, anyone at the AV Club watching Heroes of the Dorm?

By the way, if anyone is interested, this is a pretty great overview of why the pathing and micro in Brood War can be good. It is a 30 minute video though, so you know. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Clearly because the only writer working for the AV Club is Hillary Clinton.

I didn't know North Korea had access to the AV Club.