Hannibal makes Jean-Ralphio, declares that he's ~the wurst~

"Her body's kind of shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball.

Spacelab 2021!

Did you seriously compliment The Blue Lotus for its portrayal of race issues? Did you notice  what Japanese people look like in that book? http://imgur.com/6e7AF It's still one of my favorite Tintin books, but it definitely still contained its share of racism.

The payoff was the kid walking into the house and, without any narrative comment, eating a sandwich in the middle of the living room.

They cant arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!

Hoors

If Glenn has played Portal, does that mean that in this universe Valve never made Left 4 Dead? A true tragedy.

I take it you haven't met a guy named Dick Whitman, have you?

Are you sure about this?
Explosions in the Sky may be "better in a dark theater than in a sunny field," but I would think that Explosions in the Sky playing on top of the ruins of an old city would be pretty sick.

And a Friendster joke! And Aaron Sorkin mentioning "The Social Network," for that matter. Must be social networking hate week in the writers' room.

I just wanted an A.V. Club comment; you can't disappoint an A.V. Club comment!

This album kicks ass
Yeezy reupholstered my pussy

Bono's not gay
No no way
But listening to him sing will make you gay

Triple X Syndrome… Is that like the O.C. Disorder?

The Hold Steady
"hard-partying teenagers having good times / that gradually turned into bad ones" sounds like one of their lyrics. All it's missing is something about the Mississippi River.

Ask not for whom the Winter's Bone bones…
… it bones for thee!

If you need me, I'll be at Senor Tadpole's having a margarita made in my mouth.

You're a damn fool if you didn't like Super Troopers. Also, he directed a bunch of quality episodes of Arrested Development.

Is it "move 'em butt cheeks" or "booty butt cheeks?"
A few choice lines, but still no great episodes so far; hoping for this season to come closer to the first than the second