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Yes, exactly! You'd have Hannibal in his place, and to replace Arabella Weir you'd have Will, or even a revolving door of the other characters.

Dunno if anyone remembers the old BBC show Posh Nosh, but I'm envisioning that with Hannibal and Will right about now.

We could always try rebirthing it from a horse. Has that been done yet?

We're talking to your shadows, suspended on dust.

Pazzi trying to teach Jack Italian was weird for me because it felt so…normal. It was a nice, quiet moment, but seriously: what the hell is normal doing on this show?

Haven't there been three Kyle Reeses? There's Michael Biehn, Anton Yelchin, and now Jai Courtney - unless we're in denial about one of those…

If you think that makes sense, you should've seen him as a vegan environmentalist drug dealer in Enemies Closer. Fucking batshit insane and easily the only good thing about the movie.

Cameron's problem is that, without a strict budget to dictate what he can and can't do, he loses almost all sense of restraint. So you get movies that are nectar of the gods in terms of visuals, but somehow they feel hollow in the center.

You forgot something: Chilton going around kissing ass and being totally shut down by EVERYONE. Super pleased he's still around.

Oh hai Will!

“Needless to say, I will not be eating the food.”

Larry?

I brought my own knives, is that okay?

It's not any kind of party now. NBC happened.

I thought that too, but the fact that the hospital doctor said "there's someone who's really anxious to see you" threw me off. If that wasn't also in his mind, who actually came to see him?

I could have used a few more episodes of her and Will playing Mulder and Scully. But no…they had to break my heart, again.

This is a smart observation, but I'm pretty sure Alana survived, as she's seen interacting with a character other than Will (it appears to be Margot, but I'm not sure) and walking with a cane; if she was just a figment of Will's imagination, I think he'd want to idealize her as she was, not the broken person she

And I think to myself, it's wonderful, wonderful…

Hannibal: I have let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

"Obviously, Hannibal should have sailed off into a hurricane and become a bearded lumberjack in wherever. That would have been fucking brilliant."