Senate Chamber or Oval Office?

What if he had released a box of rabid nutrias? I, for one, would pay to see that

It's not the only thing he ever sucked that got released, either

Bill Gates actually raises mosquitos as a retirement hobby. He also breeds anthrax in old PC cases, and maintains the world's second largest crop of roundworm and scabies on his thigh (second only to Warren Buffett).

He's the kind of man who would shit in a empty tuna fish can under a bridge, chew on his mittens, scream out "THE PAPERS! WHERE ARE MY PAPERS!", carjack an ice cream truck, bash the driver's head in, steal his cell phone, call his grandma up, cuss her out, call YOUR grandma up, cuss HER out, crash the ice cream truck…

I like to pop up in all kinds of different contexts, sometimes appropriately :)

Especially when it's their underarm hair in dreads.

Mickey Rourke's sex scenes
can never have too much blood in them for me!

Careful kids… shopaholism may lead to shop-liver failure.

Like a drink?

Vaginagoo

The rule seems to be… when in any Protestant European country, eat the cuisine of their conquered colonies, rather than their own cooking. That's a win-win decision.
That means, England = Indian; Dutch = Indonesian; Danish = danishes

Marmite
sounds like what forms in my armpite.

Daisy Owl = pain.
Not the good kind of pain.. the kind of pain like … you know. The penis kind.

After reading twenty Achewood strips and 3000 posts both attacking and defending it, I have formed these three opinions:
1. I HATE IT AND WISH IT WOULD DIE LIKE A CLUBBED TOADFISH.
2. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT AND WOULD DEFEND IT WITH MY LIFE.
3. Meh.

More like, "No -Wood"!

But do the hot girls who make the sex get punished in the end?
I mean, in the end is where they deserve it anyway *rimshot*

"Anybody want to change seats?"

Oh. Xenu, you ruin every Flag Event when you get drunk. But we love you anyway.

For me, the most surprising thing about this article…
.. was that the AV Club actually has an HR rep.
You mean, tasting nasty food and videotaping the proceeds is actually a salaried job with benefits? Damn, sign me in!
Of course, eating pickled pig lips probably immediately exempts you from all health-related coverage…