ma-ma-ma-mask MASK!!!!!!!!!

Ironic, considering Yelchin is actually Russian.

Please tell me it navigates around the cosmos using bistromathics.

At what point are they going to stop shredding the damn ship? Everyone was freaking out about the collateral damage cost of Man of Steel but by now the neo-Enterprise has been shredded to bits three times by its motorcycle-jumping, Beastie-Boys-loving heartthrob captain.

I'm sorry, but January Jones' complete inability to emote really killed Melissa's breakdown in the hospital. When she looks up from "sobbing" her eyes are drier than the Sahara. Eesh.

* "Terry regrets answering the phone that way."
* DIAZ' SWIMSUIT
* Terry prefers to be Lori Grenier rather than Barbara Corcoran
* "WHEEEEEEEEE… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
* "The flamethrower works!"
* Canyon Stank

I mentally excused it this way - Sheldon's eidetic memory stored the song against his will in his subconscious. He can remember ICEEE colors because he actively cares about that data, but he may have heard the song in passing and tried to ignore it.

TBBT writers apparently have one season-long narrative thread and then just dump their wastebaskets out for filler to surround it.

Not really. "Fun" is not a word that applies to him very well.

I have the questionable distinction of having known Scott for many years, and I will say this - he is definitely not what I would call a mainstream Mormon. Orthodox? Sure… but mainstream, no way.

I'm hoping the pole itself was part of the joke - if not, it was sincerely a happy accident!

Same to you, Adam!

Not surprisingly, the non-white characters in Hess-produced movies are raging stereotypes.

WARNING - LONG PEDANTIC REPLY AHEAD!

Well, in fairness, they did do a lot of the same drugs as Beatles.

I prefer the synths on this one:

I never snark about Boner Day!

DOMINICK THE FUCKING DONKEY

Take this song out of the forced holiday context and it's a damn fine song, as are most of Fogelberg's songs. But the other ones on the list can DIAF.

I suspect Paul wrote this to make Linda feel like there was a song she could sing without falling down and hurting herself.