Catalyst Extemporizer

TIME FOR THE PACIFIC RIM 2 PROTAGONIST NAME THREAD!

YOU SPOILED THE BRUCE CAMPBELL CAMEO

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+1000 Internets to Adam Goldberg for putting Jeff Garlin/Murray into a legit 80s-vintage Laser Tag helmet and vest.

Did we agree on a Phil Collins pun thread? Because I don't remember.

They'll make a joke about him screaming for "MURPH!" from Interstellar only to find him yelling at a portrait of Eddie Murphy B-CUZ LAFFS

The Sonic Wayfarers >>>>>>>>>

Also, doesn't the jet ski require a dead-man's key in order to keep running?

Holt's photobomb of Jake, Cagney, and Lacey was my everything.

The one time I laughed through the whole thing was when Skinner said, "Someone misspelled 'wiener'" and corrected the graffiti.

Dear GOD this episode was dire. B-? Seriously? How low is the bar around here??

I always had - and still do have - a crush on Maureen O'Hara in The Quiet Man. What a dynamic lady.

STEEMPY

I know! I was all prepared for a glorious arms-akimbo dash down the street - Barry streaking triumphantly towards an ever-receding finish line - but instead I got Barry the Jogger (which, in fairness, is still era-appropriate)! Ah well.

Again, adjusted for my many trips to Taco Bell as a college student. It really affects the overall curve.

The only thing missing from the episode was Barry doing "the Barry run" in the rain. His shoulders were disappointingly forward the whole time.

I will shout, "I am 44 years old, and adjusting for days where I am constipated and days when I eat at Taco Bell and subsequently get the burrito runs, I shit on average twice a day, resulting in 32,400 [plus or minus] shits in my lifetime. HOW CAN I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR SHIT?"

DOOKU… DODONNA… NEEDA (erupts in spectacular coughing fit)

All they need to do now is get rid of the other head writers and hire people who can actually write good sketch comedy.