New You Can't Do That on Television please.

Kim Davis will not watch.

Fallon HATES conflict. He wants to be everybody's buddy. He's the ultimate Entertainment Bro, the guy who always seems to get the celebrity cameos and game-playing, because he creates a safe environment for them.

"PANCAKES." - RJ Mitte

Insulting Carly Fiorina's face
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I liked it, and I like Colbert. I certainly liked the new Late Show better than I like how Conan has essentially resigned himself to his ultra-traditionalist niche, complete with the hackneyed clasped-hands bow that is the aboriginal form of showbiz pretense.

NadLe

So did Sam Smith rip this one off from OK Go? I guess we'll find out if the opening credits is a tremendously complicated one-shot full of optical illusions.

Super douchebro whose go-to insult is "I bet you don't get any pussy, ya queer."

This lady looks like Nora Dunn.

Greased Lightning?

He's definitely one of the best oneders.

Murican*

#getwaxedon #getwaxedoff

CLIVE ANDERSON CONDUCTED AN AWKWARD INTERVIEW?? *falls down dead in shock* *comes back alive as a zombie* *pisses off Dikachu because he inadvertently furthers the inexorable flood of zombie-themed things in entertainment*

Never stop binging on soup and nuts.

"As soon as I made enough money to donate to charity, I stopped all that bank-robbing shit."

I will only support this if Stewart allows Limberbutt McCubbins the chance to give an extended on-stage soliloquy.

I sea what you did there.

THAT'S her name.