"What the hell is going on??"

The A.V. Club

Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on.

"What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?"

I'm only able to do a mildly pleased foxtrot. Aisha Tyler might be hilarious in every other genre but she's annoying as all hell on Whose Line…, to the point where I actually wish for Drew Carey to come back.

There are climbers who drop everything to try to help other climbers in distress, and there are climbers who put their heads down and do their best to ignore them.

Read anything and everything by Ed Viesturs. Then watch the Everest IMAX film.

Then he should have been measuring Stewart's balls. And he'd have needed a yardstick.

For me, Kung Fu Panda was the revelatory part of Jack Black's career. Up until then I loved his performances and his energy, but he was always playing "Jack Black" in those roles. KFP was the first role of his that really broke out in a way that capitalized on his energy and effortlessness without screaming, "THIS IS…

All of these empty comment areas on Aardman films. Reminds me of when their archives burned down a few years ago. :(

CURSED

The two biggest movie franchises of my early childhood were the Benji movies and the Oh God! series. What a weird, weird era in retrospect.

I was going to complain about "What?! No Three Men and a Baby??" but I could tell that Guttenberg wasn't taking this seriously and that Will was getting tired of it as much as I was.

Kelsey Grammer is a chode. I'm more inclined to believe that the dog who played Eddie was an instrumental researcher in cancer studies than I am inclined to believe Grammer saying the dog sucked.

The delicious irony of the world basically rending their garments with respect to Hulk Hogan.

Twitter unfortunately couldn't display Shatner's tweet in its proper elocution because of character limits. Here is what he actually said:

I love your username and avatar.

Don't forget to put the towel over the slot or the Babel fish will just fly right in there.

No female Minions? Well, then, the shots of Minions kissing the hell out of each other when Gru launches his rocket to the moon in Despicable Me pretty much means they're all gay as hell.

um… guys…