If it's Holiday Inn, they should advertise it as "Rimjob Rugby"

Um, no.

Tee hee, naughty.

Shut the fuck up about Disqus, no one cares.

Modell's the kind of guy who goes home and masturbates to really skanky porn stars while screaming, red faced.

Don't touch the ham or Vanderwerff will bite your fingers.

Stop hanging out with shit people.

It's for the kind of trash people that watch Family Guy and take those "10 things the perfect guy would do" lists seriously.

For the love god, quit whining. It's a fucking website.

I hate to break it to you, but you're kind of a terrible commenter.