That would be cool. If you were to hang out at my place sometime, you would find that I have a TV, a VHS system AND a DVD player (but not a combo thing), a microwave oven, and real lights and everything! It's a sweet pad.

I work for NBC. Can you do lunch this Friday?

I work for NBC. Can you do lunch this Friday?

I like pretty much all the stuff he does for himself, and the dramatic roles, just not the paycheck/kid's movie crap. And I don't care if it's not cool, I don't fucking come here to be cool - but I even like The Heartbreak Kid and have watched that shit at least three times.

I like pretty much all the stuff he does for himself, and the dramatic roles, just not the paycheck/kid's movie crap. And I don't care if it's not cool, I don't fucking come here to be cool - but I even like The Heartbreak Kid and have watched that shit at least three times.

'I revoked his lifetime pass'.

'I revoked his lifetime pass'.

Like The Kardashians?

Like The Kardashians?

I like Ben Stiller and a majority of his works.

I like Ben Stiller and a majority of his works.

He was tha bomb in Days Of Thunder yo!

He was tha bomb in Days Of Thunder yo!

Remember when trailers had voiceovers? Ha ha, that was a good time. Chris Nolan sure screwed that guy good.

Remember when trailers had voiceovers? Ha ha, that was a good time. Chris Nolan sure screwed that guy good.

Man, I sure hope Di Caprio gets cast as Clinton.

Man, I sure hope Di Caprio gets cast as Clinton.

Martin: So you stuffed the cigar up her cooch, then blew your load over her?

Martin: So you stuffed the cigar up her cooch, then blew your load over her?

I think Vin would rather keep those videos private. Not good for the ol' image.