Now only if they could get rid of that guy who keeps posting that same stupid Harrison Ford pic everytime there's some Star Wars news…

Freddie Mercury?

Freddie Mercury?

Hugh's had worse hand-jobs.

Hugh's had worse hand-jobs.

But the tits were great.

But the tits were great.

But mostly for charity.

But mostly for charity.

It's true! So true! I'm laughing already and the show hasn't even started!

It's true! So true! I'm laughing already and the show hasn't even started!

Mastodon it is then.

Mastodon it is then.

No, unfortunately his brother is too busy at work on 'Gulliver's Travels 2: Medium Sized'.

No, unfortunately his brother is too busy at work on 'Gulliver's Travels 2: Medium Sized'.

Best of voyages ahead Alien Jesus - I hope you end up at Ain't It Cool News!

Best of voyages ahead Alien Jesus - I hope you end up at Ain't It Cool News!

The AV Club had an editor?

The AV Club had an editor?

We all go a little re-makey SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!