@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus You need to move on, son.

If they wanted to save themselves some time and money they could just make a reality show about someone 'hunting down' and 'capturing' Jennifer Lawrence…because, well…I know this guy, who's…maybe working on something like that anyway.

If they wanted to save themselves some time and money they could just make a reality show about someone 'hunting down' and 'capturing' Jennifer Lawrence…because, well…I know this guy, who's…maybe working on something like that anyway.

Just like your career Judge!

Just like your career Judge!

That's what you think.

That's what you think.

Many more hair-pieces and 'foot-rubs' for John Travolta.

Many more hair-pieces and 'foot-rubs' for John Travolta.

J-Law? J-Lo's brother? Oh right - Jennifer Lawrence! Yeah, nice rack.

J-Law? J-Lo's brother? Oh right - Jennifer Lawrence! Yeah, nice rack.

'Killing will not be allowed'.

'Killing will not be allowed'.

That depends.

That depends.

So did John Larroquette!

So did John Larroquette!

How much for the 'Off Beat' package? We're on a budget.

How much for the 'Off Beat' package? We're on a budget.

I bet they had some great sex once you fucked off to bed, though.