You dirty dawg!

'That guy off the AV Club comment boards - he didn't REALLY fuck my mom? DID HE?'

'That guy off the AV Club comment boards - he didn't REALLY fuck my mom? DID HE?'

'Anal-List' - 'An actress that will let a producer/s have anal sex with them to secure a part in a film'.

'Anal-List' - 'An actress that will let a producer/s have anal sex with them to secure a part in a film'.

You had me at '0% on Rotten Tomatoes'. Hilarious. Thanks for doing the research.

You had me at '0% on Rotten Tomatoes'. Hilarious. Thanks for doing the research.

I like your mom's style. She's true to herself. Where does she live and does she find me attractive?

I like your mom's style. She's true to herself. Where does she live and does she find me attractive?

Guess he just got tired of her sucking his toes.

Guess he just got tired of her sucking his toes.

A few films aside, Uma Thurman has starred in a never-ending stream of shite.

A few films aside, Uma Thurman has starred in a never-ending stream of shite.

"Oscar Winner Gerard Butler. Best Actor 2021. For that British period piece?"

"Oscar Winner Gerard Butler. Best Actor 2021. For that British period piece?"

I guess his movies must make bank, since he's based his career - as in, a bunch of shit movies - off one big hit, in which he was a CGI Roman or some shit.

I guess his movies must make bank, since he's based his career - as in, a bunch of shit movies - off one big hit, in which he was a CGI Roman or some shit.

Why? Was Gerard Butler sitting beside you, grinning, and 'casually' stroking your leg?

Why? Was Gerard Butler sitting beside you, grinning, and 'casually' stroking your leg?

Holy shit - there was actually a band called 'Soul Coughing'? I had never heard of this before. What a stupid fucking name.