I miss the SNES version of Offroad.

You owe me a new phone, Teti.

Do you also do Belly Sevalas?

Yeah, some good phone-based blended drink and something to snort that's mostly MSG and we're all set to party in Fort Kickass!

"That's the spirit!" ::drives nail through own hand::

Y'all're talking bout smoked pork butt, right?

"And then Harry shot a fireball from his staff, and a built up, Dragonball Z kind of thing he'd been charging from his other hand, and… and… he was riding a dinosaur skeleton!"

Hey, look at that. They showed up and you didn't even have to repeat their names 3 times!

And we will stand atop the piles of reels and scream, "Where?! Where is your God now?!" And from around the pile, in their suits and with their pig eyes, the future ingredients of Torgo's Executive Powder will say,
"Mon-ey."

One of the things I've been hating about the reviews of this album is that critics feel the need to shit on 'Pieces'. I love that album and still listen to it regularly, and when they performed cuts off it live they burned up. Clearly there was something underneath all this 'overproduction', and that something was…

Let's send you to Jesus, ya little cunt!

Every damn time, this column rocks my face with its goodness. It's so good, in fact, that I don't think the snarky masses have quite figured out how to comment on it. Most of the time, the SBG comments are like the chill-out room at a rager. I love it.

Best thread of the page. Put a ribbon on it.

Benoit.

Deliverance fapfapfap

NEITHER OF YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO AMAZING GRACE.

Why, hello there polite unregistered commenter. I also was not planning on seeing this movie, as I did not see the first one. For some reason, even though I eventually end up enjoying just about every Pixar movie, I do not feel compelled to see them IMMEDIATELY. And this one, like it's predecessor, I will probably…

@sarCCastro… that was a travesty.

I for one am down for Koyaanisqatsi breaded, fried, and dripping in white gravy. Serve it up!

@37th: Putting KRS on that list is a smart, smart choice. Listen to this commenter, folks, listen to the education put forth.