12 and 70 on the Pac Man DX leaderboards? After reading this column, your comments, then playing without blinking for an hour or two or four, that accomplishment seems a little monumental to me. And I've almost already platinumed AC: Brotherhood. You two do wicked work!

SOOTHING ACTION ACTION ACTION

I'll pull out my Dickety if you keep going with these Simpsons quotes.

Sounds appalling
and whatever happened to that game show where we didn't know Shat?

wtf is chuck lol
wtf is fail lol
wtf is Mikey B lol

Far superior to AdBlock is FlashBlock. You can choose to click on flash icons, but there's no autoplay. Thus screening the most annoying ads, and cooling earth!

I listened to artist y and realized that he/she/they'd done everything I like about artist y mentioned by avc commentator z 100x better.

When Megan Fox was washing his car, Mel Bay stood around yelling about how she was a whore.

Mary, marry me.

'Spook', of course!

At least the demo was good. Gotta dig that setting.

OWNAGE DOES NOT COME IN YOUTUBE FORMAT, BITCHES.

… do I not have my /sarcasm on, or are you people really confused about a game that only lasts 5 hours and has buggy controls and AI?

Yeah. I mean, nothing else was really on at that time last night.

Hey Gordon Gekko! I cost more than this entire, crummy date!

How's his wife?

Feyd, Feyd, FEEEEYYYYDDD.

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It was all about Battletoads and Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team for me and my friends. I'm still grooving to the music.

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