Yeah, but then what the fuck would Joshua Jackson have been doing there?

Yeah, didn't realize it was from last season. When Charlie showed up after the commercial, great "what-the-fuck"ery ensued. But instead it was just a partially warmed-up leftover. Thanks for nothing, Fox.

I can't wait until some douchebag on the local news reports on the new "offcock" meme on the internetron, mispronouncing it with unintentional hilarity. "What do you think of this new trend of placing "offcock" in every comment you make, Barb?" "Well, Stone, I'm just glad I got off your cock…. OF COCK!"

I'm gonna go ahead and side with the folks that are enjoying this album. If you're not, all right. There's enough carryover and similarity with the first, without sounding like a retread. As a fan of their sound the first time, I remain a fan of the tweaks they've made. And really, I feel like this was what the actual…

Well, the crew did have to save those whales to save humanity, so there's a definite link.

But why with the firstie, Chico? For shame! You will end up with the fiery canceraids

People writing about Pitchfork should go over to Pitchfork and write about it there. Or email some Pitchfork writers, I don't fucking care. Just because the AVC spends a week reviewing poppy indie rock doesn't mean that the floodgates are open.

It was all about movin' Ice. Shit was dirt cheap, but in the right market you'd make a massive profit.

Rolando ain't bad, either. Haven't played the sequel, but the original was fun.

Pray continue on your elliptical quest, good sir. One day, in a circuitous manner, you may reach your goal.

I was waiting for some celebratory Christian side-hugs when they got the gig. I left disappointed.

That was brutal even by MY standards!

So good. One of my favorite lines from Firefly, unleashed once again.

Twisted Sister. What, it's taken?

It's not about caring, Mikey B: It's about the lulz.

Wait… didn't Canada already bomb the Baldwins? So, what's this guy still doing on Earth?

Jesus walks on TOP of the canal, see, so he's in no danger. It's only IN the water, where the gangsters have released the sharks, that it's dangerous.

Wait, it isn't normal to have a RaptureBounce in your front yard? Bounce 'till you get to heaven, kids! Make sure you do it naked 'cause God doesn't need your sinful clothes!

Fox loves to buy some Sci-Fi, then ruin it through poor scheduling. Ask anyone.

Word, mmy. I still can't write in cursive.