Zulkey
Katie Coo
Baby Boo
You Got Swagga Like a Star
Don't Stop
Real Talk
We Gon' Take it to the Top
You Can be Lady Gaga
I Can be T-Pain
We Can be Bringing on the Boogie, Dropping Rhymes Like Rain

Bobby Flay is more irritating than Guy Fieri.

I hope you crushed it, skullcrusher.

Del Toro could do it, but Campbell would be loads of fun. As would Kurt Russel.

Not tangential. Good news, I say!

I love how they join him for dinner, anyway. You've gotta wonder if they actually sit down, or if Vader just says, "Psyche!" and pulls all the chairs out from under them. Pure torture, that's what that would be.

I also think they should go for the Sinister Six storyline. If they're gonna go for the vulture, they should get Electro, Sandman, and Mysterio in there as well. With all of that in there, there'll be no time for Emo Parker… just solid costumed action. Maybe Bruce Campbell could get in on one of those parts.

Maybe they should pull a Parnassus and have the Vulture be played by Kingsley, Stewart, AND Malkovich. Huh? Huh? Yeah.

HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!

Only if Suri's a half-asian cockmaster with a cock of her own.

They're not ghosts! They're the fucking Boys from Brazil!

::becomes a human alarm::

Especially if Gabriel had him on some dancin' shoes. Maybe there's a fiddle and hornpipe contest that will decide the fate of the earth!

Hah!

Brittany Murphy.

Sign me up for some WACK, also, Trollability.

Three more snagged by the fake. It's BeIlona, folks, with an I for one of the Ls. Doesn't count.

Was going to step up and defend Jarhead, but I see ZMF has gone and done it for everybody. The man is right, folks. Listen to the all caps.

Ditto, Tuxedo. I wanted to like it, really, the piano thing sounds good in theory, but… couldn't do it.

Sad thing, dude, is that Tiger could probably take DMX.