So do we get to see her butthole or not?

I have Johnny Knoxville's social security number.

I love Swartzwelder's opening lines. My favorite: "The good news is, they found Amelia Earhart. The bad news is, they found her in the trunk of my car." I think it was in, "The Time Machine Did It"

This also applies to people you feel you should be familiar enough w/ to hug, but really don't know that well, like extended family.

I don't see Courtney Love as being a responsible pet owner.

They don't work, but I can't drunkenly go into a pawn shop that carries one & pass it up. Now I own three. I'll turn them into a midi controller someday, or something (not going to happen.)

I'm not sure if I read it this year or last, but "Invitation to a Beheading" would have to be my answer if it was this year.

When I was in high school there was graffiti on a bridge near my house that said "Ciara is a Lesbo" next to  a simple drawing of a penis & balls. Fuck Banksy, that's art.

http://blog.pandora.com/201…

no, the square next to the youtube logo is the button for fullscreen, but on AV Club it's disabled. Oddly, it's enabled on Gameological Society.

Why does AV Club not allow you to fullscreen videos? I hate watching these little four inch squares.

Nah, when it was on it gathered a pretty good following in the Norman, OK death metal community. Admittedly a limited demographic.

I if I remember correctly, Perfect Hair Forever wasn't suppose to be an ongoing series, just a handful of episodes. Not that I would turn down new episodes if they showed up years later.

Agreed. I looked at it as a sort of time travel tourism novel, like Jack Finney's Time & Again. 11/22/63 was long, but I didn't want it to be over.

*spits in hand, slicks back hair*

Yeah, Flood was my answer. I stole the tape from my sister's car & copied it not knowing what it was, just hoping she had something good. Turns out she did. This is how I got the first Violent Femmes record too.

Was it one of those Chucky Cheeses that serves beer, where grown ups beat the shit out of each other, & murder people in the parking lot? Good family fun.

by the coward Robert Ford.

I'm from their home town, & have met Wayne on a few occasions. He's such a nice guy that I really want to like The Flaming Lips, but I'm bored w/ every record. Their concerts are still a lot of fun though.

He didn't slam on horror movies for being too violent? Yes he did. Nearly every time.