Get some bowel on your jowel.

Get some bowel on your jowel.

If you're going to make a holiday song, don't go for the tween market, make something for department stores & gas stations. Boris Pickett made a career out of "The Monster Mash."

If you're going to make a holiday song, don't go for the tween market, make something for department stores & gas stations. Boris Pickett made a career out of "The Monster Mash."

I assure you there are a million SF/F/H writers who self publish to kindle that are programmers.

I assure you there are a million SF/F/H writers who self publish to kindle that are programmers.

I wrote a bullshit article attributed to the AP claiming that Jaleel White had committed suicide. I just did it to see if I could get on snopes, which worked, but it ended up getting all over the place, including real newspapers. The forum where I posted it was overloaded, & Jaleel White had to post a "I'm not dead."…

I wrote a bullshit article attributed to the AP claiming that Jaleel White had committed suicide. I just did it to see if I could get on snopes, which worked, but it ended up getting all over the place, including real newspapers. The forum where I posted it was overloaded, & Jaleel White had to post a "I'm not dead."…

I don't know about yr friend, but as for my sister, the amount of cancer charity related things she posts on Facebook, I feel she'd like this.

I don't know about yr friend, but as for my sister, the amount of cancer charity related things she posts on Facebook, I feel she'd like this.

Love Tig, but giving this a listen before I send it to my recently in remission sister. I'm sure she'll love it.

Love Tig, but giving this a listen before I send it to my recently in remission sister. I'm sure she'll love it.

There's this commercial that plays repeatedly where Ben Affelck makes an appeal to donate for some charity. At the beginning of the ad, he's messing w/ his cell phone before looking to the camera. I feel this will be the new "Oh, I didn't see you there."

There's this commercial that plays repeatedly where Ben Affelck makes an appeal to donate for some charity. At the beginning of the ad, he's messing w/ his cell phone before looking to the camera. I feel this will be the new "Oh, I didn't see you there."

Bones got married? Shit. I love that show, but only watch it when I'm doing laundry at my mother's house. She seems to be watching Bones 24/7. Well, that's a finale, why do it when the show is still going?

Bones got married? Shit. I love that show, but only watch it when I'm doing laundry at my mother's house. She seems to be watching Bones 24/7. Well, that's a finale, why do it when the show is still going?

You have Chris Ellliot, might as well try.

You have Chris Ellliot, might as well try.

I can't see his last name w/o thinking of the line in Lolita where Humbert Humbert calls his wife an "animated merkin."

I can't see his last name w/o thinking of the line in Lolita where Humbert Humbert calls his wife an "animated merkin."