More Pusha T, less everybody else.

More Pusha T, less everybody else.

The AV Club: The usual horseshit about the dignity of the human spirit.

The AV Club: The usual horseshit about the dignity of the human spirit.

I spent my teenage years reading books about time travel. Unless his high school contained a door to the 1890s, 19 year old me wasn't interested.

I spent my teenage years reading books about time travel. Unless his high school contained a door to the 1890s, 19 year old me wasn't interested.

Two years later MTV Films put out one of our young century's greatest works, Pootie Tang.

Two years later MTV Films put out one of our young century's greatest works, Pootie Tang.

Thirty five…middle aged? I'm going to go worry about this.

Thirty five…middle aged? I'm going to go worry about this.

I think I'll just skip this movie & go to a dui class instead.

I think I'll just skip this movie & go to a dui class instead.

I was talking to a guy who had spent the last thirteen years in prison, & he said the scariest people he met were Boston fans.

I was talking to a guy who had spent the last thirteen years in prison, & he said the scariest people he met were Boston fans.

"a promising theater actor turned washed-up children’s television host (think Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues) "
except that Steve Burns was a successful children's show host who became a musician.

"a promising theater actor turned washed-up children’s television host (think Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues) "
except that Steve Burns was a successful children's show host who became a musician.

Suburban Commando still gets points for Hulk Hogan throwing a skateboard into space.

Suburban Commando still gets points for Hulk Hogan throwing a skateboard into space.

I liked basically any horror when I was a kid, & the trailer to this looked awesome. When it finally hit my friend's dad's pirate video collection though, it was too boring to finish.

I liked basically any horror when I was a kid, & the trailer to this looked awesome. When it finally hit my friend's dad's pirate video collection though, it was too boring to finish.