I've lived in Dirty Girl's "hick town Oklahoma" (Norman) my entire life, & those accents are baffling. I want to see this, everything is just so off.

I'm still rooting for Nick Swardson. I like when people hate their own characters for the sake of the jokes. Critics point this out as a bad thing, but it makes me laugh if done right. But I know better than to go see a Happy Madison movie.

mid thirties? Well, shit. I thought my sex drive death clock had more time on it than that.

I think it just says "LA" now.

desires her face? Like, to wear over their own?

The Cleveland County Jail owes me a Freddy Krueger shirt. I was just in for one day, & they lost my shirt. Had to walk across town shirtless while people honked & yelled from cars at my pasty beer gut.

I'm not feeling old, it just seems people on the comments are much younger than I assumed.

Tom Cruise ruins almost any movie he's in for me, the exception being Rain Man. I think it's his smirky little face. I just want to punch it.

Love Rise of the Triad. Sadly I can't run it even in a source port w/o palette screw ups & instant crashes if I die on the second level.

In trying to get At&t U-Verse, I was told that it wasn't available in my area, even though the woman who lives directly below me had it. They called two days later, saying it was now available.

I like the WWII memorial, but had no idea Tom Hanks had anything to do w/ it.

I read once that he collects antique typewriters. I find that kind of interesting.

Being too normal keeps you from being a movie star?
I consider Jimmy Stewart a movie star, so why not Tom Hanks?

liked it. Everyone is wrong but me.

Okay, rewatching that episode this moment.

I think you are all homosexuals!

I personally don't play online much, but it does seem pretty bizarre. I thought the 3DS was going to be the point where they dropped this friend code shit. Fingers crossed for the Wii2.

One of the things that would make me a terrible critic
Watching movies made that weren't meant for me, such as children's movies, make me want to fall asleep. It's one thing if I'm watching it w/ a kid, because they seem to be enjoying it, but watching alone for the purpose of writing an article would be something I…

I saw Balls of Fury in the theatre because there wasn't anything else I felt like seeing. Man, was that a nothing of a movie. Not bad enough to get riled up about, & not funny. It was just…there. I don't blame Folger for it though, there's really nothing you can do w/ that script except go through the motions.

Take Me Home Tonight looks funny enough. I'll put it on my "watch while drinking & depressed" list.