I'm not sure you understand the cartoon @avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus . It's a pastiche of people who use the term kafkaesque incorrectly.

That's legitimately one of my favorite songs ever.

That's legitimately one of my favorite songs ever.

Everything about that song is perfect and amazing.

Everything about that song is perfect and amazing.

Neil Gaiman announced he's writing a new Sandman volume. That feels slightly more important than Deborah Ann Woll in an Axe Cop costume, though I am by no means opposed to this.

Neil Gaiman announced he's writing a new Sandman volume. That feels slightly more important than Deborah Ann Woll in an Axe Cop costume, though I am by no means opposed to this.

"The First Day of My Life" by Bright Eyes and "Tim, I Wish You Were Born a Man" by of Montreal, for mostly the same reasons.

"The First Day of My Life" by Bright Eyes and "Tim, I Wish You Were Born a Man" by of Montreal, for mostly the same reasons.

Trucker's Atlas or GET THE FUCK OUT.

Trucker's Atlas or GET THE FUCK OUT.

It's really more of a ululation than a caterwauling.

It's really more of a ululation than a caterwauling.

You're a bitch, you're a lover, you're a child, you're a mother, you're a sinner, you're a saint. I hope you feel ashamed. BITCH.

You're a bitch, you're a lover, you're a child, you're a mother, you're a sinner, you're a saint. I hope you feel ashamed. BITCH.

Hey man, you leave Arnel Pineda alone.

Hey man, you leave Arnel Pineda alone.

I was always so jealous of Kevin's Jets jacket. All I had as a kid was an ugly ass Starter. Although I guess it did go well with my Zubaz, gold chain and hi-top fade.

I was always so jealous of Kevin's Jets jacket. All I had as a kid was an ugly ass Starter. Although I guess it did go well with my Zubaz, gold chain and hi-top fade.

Wait until you hear his thoughts on the Steve Miller Band. He's really hung up on the Steve Miller Band for some reason.