Laura is an "unlikable character?" What the hell?? I don't think I've ever found a character on TV that I liked as much (or as quickly!) as her. She's fantastic. Shadow spends eight whole episodes piddling around mumbling "This can't be real" over and over again, but Laura is grabbing this god shit by the balls. She's…

Only time.

It makes me really sad that of all the people who could have been Mr. Poopy Butthole, it had to be you.

So, like, is nobody going to talk about how Todd quite obviously started the fire in an attempt to murder the whole group? Think about it. He initially sneaked out to do it the night before with that candle, but saw Phil sleeping in the grass and decided the risk of him alerting the whole house was too great.

Don't trust the T in Apartment 420.

True, but I don't think we need Hammurabi to condemn a man like Walter White.

He'll be remembered poorly by many, I agree. But I have to think there was some measure of…I don't want to say respect, but awe, perhaps…in that kid who spray-painted HEISENBERG on the wall of his house. And while Flynn will indeed hate him forever, Walt can compartmentalize that. I believe he is satisfied in knowing…

I adored this episode as much as anyone as a piece of entertainment, but I had some serious issues with its treatment of Walt. If we approach this show as one primarily built upon issues of morality and consequence of choice, as I do, then it's hard to argue that it didn't betray its own principles tonight.

Here's a Sharpie. Write your name on it so I don't get it confused with my child corpse bucket.

Walt will poison himself with the ricin, then take on Jesse in a final climactic showdown. Mark it.

I'd stand with you on this, but I think you were meant to stand alone.

Why doesn't anybody ever miss me? I'm always relevant!

I heard if you say "Jack White" three times backwards into the shattered window glass of a foreclosed Detroit tire factory, the ghost of Rob Tyner will appear and ask you what the fuck you were expecting.

Fuck me, what a stupid typo.

Fuck me, what a stupid typo.

Can we stop with these informant theories, please? This is Breaking Bad,
not 24. It's a show about hard moral consequences, not criminal
espionage - one that tends to lock its players on strict sides of the
good guy/bad guy divide. There might be moles from time to time (Krazy
8, Tortuga), but they're almost always…

Can we stop with these informant theories, please? This is Breaking Bad,
not 24. It's a show about hard moral consequences, not criminal
espionage - one that tends to lock its players on strict sides of the
good guy/bad guy divide. There might be moles from time to time (Krazy
8, Tortuga), but they're almost always…

Edited: I found a better place to bitch halfway down the page.

Edited: I found a better place to bitch halfway down the page.

@avclub-ee0fbae41b96c8e0ffbc0f8466290c5a:disqus, your new nickname is THE GUY WHO GOT THE REFERENCE, because that's what you just did.