America still yearns for a heart-wrenching twelve-part backstory to the blue anime band people from the Daft Punk videos.

Have no fears, they've got stories for years! Maybe Bender becomes a human, or Leela gets an EyePhone.

Have no fears, they've got stories for years! Maybe Bender becomes a human, or Leela gets an EyePhone.

I know that P'Zolo guy. He conquered the Incas, right?

I know that P'Zolo guy. He conquered the Incas, right?

Please, please, I think we all know who the greatest commenter ever is.

I'm still waiting for the introduction of a character named Breaking Brad.

I'm still waiting for the introduction of a character named Breaking Brad.

No hair, please.

No hair, please.

And there are so, so many articles for me to reasonably discuss all over.

And there are so, so many articles for me to reasonably discuss all over.

Reposted Wikipedia Articles:

Reposted Wikipedia Articles:

No discussion is ever reasonable when GherkinstheManservant arrives on the scene!

No discussion is ever reasonable when GherkinstheManservant arrives on the scene!