"This is pure Kafka"
"Who is Kafka?! TELL ME!"

Greenwald hired Biddle? Jesus, he's dumber than I thought. I used to like Greenwald but his unyielding contrarian ways can get old.

I realize it was always obnoxious, but it felt even more so in the past year or so, perhaps because there was such an accumulation of crud. The pointless hostility (very clearly motivated by professional envy) towards established writers, and the invasions of privacy of non-public figures (which some of the writers…

As least with Rocky you could make the argument for incipient brain damage, based on his career.

Wonder what happens to Hamilton Nolan. (I'm not using his stupid nickname). Complete intellectual lightweight, but he was basically the moral center of Gawker, compared to the rest of the bottom feeders there. Gawker became pretty obnoxious towards the end. There's something deeply unappealing about any publication…

Man, I am sick of that image.

"There were zombies in the Donner Party. I saw it on TV."

He also played "Bruce the convict" in something called Boobs in the Wood. I don't know what that is, and I've never seen it, but I thought I'd leave that tidbit here for speculation.

Sad!

"overly sexualized bun"

"Come to Uncle Jake, you big overgrown goldfish."

"My guys are operating under a Judicial Restrangement order! That blue thing I got from her. They could be exposing themselves."

Empathy Museum sounds like a South Park joke.

"Eating food or in a manner intended to disgust, shock, or offend others"

Too soon.

*John and the Terminator watch two small boys walking into Pizza Hut*

I respect that a somewhat beloved song was targeted, but damn, the interviewee seems like someone who could be knocked out by the brush of a light feather.

You mean the Razzies were more interested in scoring easy points by taking shots at easy targets (which Stallone was at the time) instead of recognizing the actual worst movies?

The We Hate Movies! episode is as close as I'd like to get to Easy Rider 2.

You get points with me just for hiring Goldblum. It is an absolute joy to see him cast perfectly as I think he is here. Favorite of the season.