News of Uncle Phil's death: Not a good hangover treatment. RIP James Avery.

My name's Rollo Lee.
Christopher Lee's more like it!

Really? What a chump.

I'm not sure if this movie's any good but I've always found it fascinating. It's like Michael Bay and Fellini collaborating on a summer blockbuster.

Nolan: "I kinda like this one, Bob. Leave it."

It's still a great show usually, but yeah, I don't know why someone of Stewart's intelligence is so enamoured by this sub-Jerry Lewis tortured voice schtick.

Finally, a situation where Glen's prescence would make things less creepy.

May even be worse than the It's Fred thing.

I think it's more like "Where's my hoverboard?"

…which brings us right back to The Lion King, weirdly enough.

I'm sure you know this now anyway, but you dodged a bullet there. I still have nightmares about being asked to cover weekend shifts, even though the store I worked at is now a Qdoba.

"Lay off the ice."

Hey Tony, stickup! HUH HUH HUH

*Tony Soprano freaks out*

I continue to be baffled by the grades for this show. Nothing against Perkins, who's a very good writer, but the grading seems punitive.
The gang locking their nemeses in a burning room after a half-assed attempt at making peace - ON THANKSGIVING - is the abosolutely perfect distillation of their ethos. I laughed my…

Hey baby, I'm about 1/15th as good looking as Brody, but at least I'm no terrorist.
He still has the advantage? OK then.

"Cast off the shackles"
Slavery's so hot, even the use of related metaphors is through the roof.

"second-guess the merits of providing pleasure to yourself"
Today in "Things that will never happen"

Don't forget Tom Noonan. That guy ups the sicko factor of just about every movie he's in.

There was some serious pre-release buzz about this knocking Jurassic Park from its throne and becoming the new all-time champ, which in retrospect is pretty embarassing.