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Are you snarking on my snark? Bravo to you!

He was also bigoted trailer trash cannon fodder in Generation Kill.

Yes, a fire-and-brimstone, pulpit preaching hillbilly Omar Little.

Get Garrett Dillahunt and Aaron Paul to reprise their roles from the 'Last House on The Left' remake, they would fit right into the Harlan underworld.

with a Rob Schneider cameo.

If WM3 stalwart Peter Jackson gets involved, it will probably be PG-13, like the Lovely Bones.

'Can't find a better maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!'

Just like those who create the circumstances for his shit to be stolen, James Cameron is making New Zealand home.

This is what happens when you drink from the chocolate river of internet piracy, Kim Schmitz!

Robyn Malcolm FTW

I thought it was a throwback to his role as the Buddy Holly waiter in Pulp Fiction, except Buddy Holly never lived long enough to be wrinkly and Gollum-like.

Like Gollum in a tailored suit.

Albert Brooks was robbed or something…blah blah….he wrote it on twitter.

A runaway stallion is great, unless you happen to be Seth Bullock's nephew/adopted son.

Agreed.  You also see how batshit insane Tolliver is at the very end of season three when it is clear that George Hearst has finally prevailed, and Tulliver is the one who will represent him on non-mining matters, Tulliver, in psychotic glee, knifes his underling, Leon the junkie.

An improvement would be to see Clarkson, Hammond and May perish in a fiery multi-car pile up on a continental Autobahn.  I would so watch that.

They did make it into Time magazine for whatever its worth, most likely nothing.

Sal's gay mincing in front of his wife as he describes the orange drink commercial while she looks on utterly horrified was absolutely classic!  There's no Lucky Strike account, so he could be rehired by the new firm.  It's possible Sal could return to the show if they end up referencing the Stonewall Riots of 1969.