What about Christina Hendricks in a Kitten Natividad biopic?

She inflicts her Cruel Intentions on moviegoers everywhere.

He's too busy making back-to-back sequels of the lucrative 'Pirates of the Carribean' franchise, 'Jack Sparrow vs. the Aliens' and 'The Rise of Captain Gollum', also starring Penelope Cruz and neutered Swearengen. Release date summer 2014.

LIMPDICK INDIGENOUS TURD WORLD COMING OF AGE STORIES? YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

In a word, yes.

Anyone who name drops the director of Reservoir Dogs and the director of Blue Velvet in the same sentence is obviously a poseur and any point they make is most likely redundant.

Cornell is partying like it's 1991, no shower necessary.

In the same film.

Megan Fox could plausibly pass for Elizabeth Taylor in terms of looks, they just need a way to cover up those trashy tattoos of hers.

Tarantino would be pleased with your reference to an early film of Brian De Palma.

Be that as it may, it was hardly a original idea on the part of either Spielberg or Lucas.  Rather, it was stolen from the Michael Mann's 'Crime Story' TV series from the 1980s.  Two wiseguys on the lam think they have found a swell place to hide in the desert.  The house they are in, occupied by mannequins, turn out…

Midnight In Paris would be more appropriately titled 'Woody Allen's 115th Wet Dream'.

Lionsgate also produces Mad Men in conjunction with AMC.  If Mad Men is the source of AMC's financial problems, then Lions Gate could kick some of the Twilight proceeds over to M. Weiner & Co.  Maybe then Kurt Stutter will succeed in Shutting The Fuck Up.

If this comment isn't snark bait, I don't know what is.

Everytime I see Adele, I think of the song 'You're the one for me fatty'.

And more CGI dinosaurs fighting to each other to the death.

Perhaps the story takes place in a rural backwoods region, something similar to the setting of 'Winter's Bone', Queenstown/Central Otago region could possibly stand in for the Appacalachians.

I read about this in a local newspaper here in NZ. It also stars Holly Hunter, apparently, and they are filming it around Queenstown in the South Island.

Maybe he can sell more merchandise:
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Flakes should have been named 'Dirty Hipsters: Port of Call New Orleans'.