Read the article FIRST, then enjoy these complimentary cancerAIDS bitch!

Bless you, The Holy Hand Grenade.

They call Axe bodyspray Lynx where I come from. All the same, I agree with you.

Candle in the Wind = Weapon of Mass Irritation.

Christina Hendricks in a Barbarella remake: FUCK YES!!

Meat Load is a vegetarian. Make of that what you will……

The Lady Gaga Fragrance = yet another prop/gimmick to hide behind to obscure a total lack of talent.

ZMF you made my day.

HughK, you hit the nail on the head.

By that do you mean 'alarmingly irregular'?

Mr. Hinckley, I recommend you watch Flakes and then set about ridding the world of that talentless douche known as Aaron Stanford.

May be is because we…..ah, nevermind.

I remember from the Katy Perry comment thread about a month ago someone wrote she looked like a 'five thousand dollar fuck doll'. If that holds true, then Zooey Deschanel maybe the less endowed version for hipster males who buy into all that 'Manic Pixie Dream Girl' nonsense.

Flakes should have been called Dirty Hipsters: Port of Call New Orleans.

Does Andrew Garfield have tourettes?
If so, this movie is going to be hilarious, albeit unintentionally.

Yeah, and maybe they can cut the '100% Pure' bullshit and come up with a lovely way of saying 'also defiled by industry and agriculture'.

New Zealand First is totally irrelevant now. But you knew that.

You're Gonna Miss Me: YES!! and also while we are on Texas garage rock, 'A Public Execution' by Mouse and The Traps. Also considered 'Pale Blue Eyes' by the Velvets, but it's more bittersweet than gleeful.

How about a surreal, Bunuelesque adaption of 'Sheep Go To Heaven'. I'd pay good to see that.

Ain't nothing better for baiting indie kids than using the "N" word! Bravo!