Going to see the family, obviously, but i'm going to see if I can fit in Skyfall, 30 for 30: Broke, 13 Assassins and another episode or two of Breaking Bad.

God, I remember in Middle/High school when suddenly, every third person was 1/653967 Ojibwe.

God, I remember in Middle/High school when suddenly, every third person was 1/653967 Ojibwe.

You'll miss them when their secession petitions totally come true.

You'll miss them when their secession petitions totally come true.

My three favorite athletes as a child:

My three favorite athletes as a child:

Kelsey's complicated. He is an avowed right winger, but he's also significantly responsible for the existence of several sitcoms that actually had more than one minority in them, like "Girlfriends" and "The Game".

Kelsey's complicated. He is an avowed right winger, but he's also significantly responsible for the existence of several sitcoms that actually had more than one minority in them, like "Girlfriends" and "The Game".

I don't hate John Lennon that much, the notion that famous musicians are also shitwhistles isn't new, I just hate "Imagine" and the people who treat it like it's a 3:03 treatise on a realistic domestic and foreign policy.

I don't hate John Lennon that much, the notion that famous musicians are also shitwhistles isn't new, I just hate "Imagine" and the people who treat it like it's a 3:03 treatise on a realistic domestic and foreign policy.

Yeah, I believe they have. Again, thank god. And if I remember correctly, it was primarily just the bassist.

Yeah, I believe they have. Again, thank god. And if I remember correctly, it was primarily just the bassist.

I like to imagine that that wasn't scripted at all, that Biden's staffers informed him that a "Leslie Knope" from Indiana wanted to meet him, and that that's just how Joe genuinely is.

I like to imagine that that wasn't scripted at all, that Biden's staffers informed him that a "Leslie Knope" from Indiana wanted to meet him, and that that's just how Joe genuinely is.

Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. I love all the main players on this show, and I desperately wanted it to be good. But it's just not.

Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. I love all the main players on this show, and I desperately wanted it to be good. But it's just not.

I hadn't ever knowingly seen a picture of Eden Sher outside of her character here before. I had to look at the pictures in the interview about 15 times before I was convinced it was the same person. The wonders of wardrobe and makeup.

I hadn't ever knowingly seen a picture of Eden Sher outside of her character here before. I had to look at the pictures in the interview about 15 times before I was convinced it was the same person. The wonders of wardrobe and makeup.

This Mitchell and Webb sketch hits the nail on the head, I think.