That works even if you don't know the reference.

So what's in a Black Irish?

Diane Lane is the one who cornered the market in movies about food with some European dude in some western European country.

There's a 99.89% probability of accordion music.

Pfffffffffft!!!!!

"you’re not allowed to wear velvet before November, and you’re not allowed to wear patent leather before Easter."

The topless TV lottery ticket touts in Germany are always funny. Entirely unerotic.

If this doesn't have Gordon Freeman pwning aliens then what's the point?

Then the Space Jam Theme (Y'all Ready for This?) as the giant monster strides past.

These are the times that try men's souls. In the course of our nation's history, the people of America have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The airline industry, better known as "big air," is attempting to force the population to pay for its mistakes in…

Ha ha I love Wilco too!

After living abroad in countries where the only time men wear shorts is when exercising and then seeing American tourist families walk around in shorts and giant tennis shoes, I can't bring myself to wear them outside the house. It feels weird.

2 Edge 2morrow

Medical tourism! It'd probably be cheaper in Thailand even with the airfare.

I heard he was dead…

It should be a fireable offense anywhere to use "American …" for any media work ever again.

You shouldn't try and correct people.

You seriously don't see how dying quickly leads to reproductive success?

Can we also have a related fashion trend? Steamosexuals?

Huh. I thought it was from Love and Rockets X.