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flicking through the original AD&D books with a sense of wonder horniness.

I was punched in the face once when taking the "wrong" quarter when it was my turn.

The impact of stress on your heartrate can't be understated. It's huge. During a recent stressful time in my life I had thudding heart/breath shortness every day for a week. My wife finally got me to go to the emergency room and my blood pressure was through the roof. The doctors eventually just gave me some…

Cheapskate. Here's what Emily Post says:

According to many the country had never been in worse shape than when Obama was president. I heard that all the time from Fox News drones.

Is it moose cock?

Say no to Skittles, say yes to Dippin' Dots.

Middle East and South Asia. People don't complain about the Bosnians either.

Because I can't get behind the idea that my wife's sweet, caring, generous mother is a "bloodthirsty killer of infidels." I just don't see it in her.

I read this as Michael Madsen and it still worked.

I just watched Punch Drunk Love again last night. It has great performances but I'm not sure the story holds together. Even if you discount how obviously needy Sandler's character is which would likely overwhelm anyone — right or wrong — he's also clearly violent. It just seems like too much risk for a romantic…

Yeah I don't think so. I think he's just someone who's in way over his head. I am nothing like the President but I imagine I would do about as well or poorly as he does if someone I was magically put in his shoes. I'm not trying to be sympathetic here, but realistic. I really just think this is giant surprised. I…

Shhhhhh!!!!! That's actually Carrot Top.

I'm not a conservative so I'm not apologizing for them here but I'd say that the Republican party has abandoned all of it's principles and are only interested in money and power. Therefore, not conservatism at all.

Don't forget Hillary's e-mails…

Kaboom!

I think canoes have paddles, not oars.

Which is which? Isn't British style with single quotes? As in:

I just got over that too. It was a hard addiction to break. Mine was worse though because 2/3 of my 2000+ lbs. of books are graphic novels which further justified the addiction because they weren't just books they were "objets d'art."