My left ass he's retiring!

lol your poor mom…

Middlesex is a masterpiece and deserves to be mentioned among the greatest pieces of American literature. And I'd say the same thing sober. There was some mention of HBO making a series based on the book, but haven't heard anything in a while. I do, however, remain cautiously optimistic.

NNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!

A modern classic?

Robert Downey Jr. really was cast perfectly for the role then.

As Bob Ueker says, "Defensive Indifference in baseball should be scored "WC". Who Cares."

I guess chivalry isn't dead.

But the fights are the best part of super-hero franchises.

Ok

I'm sure most of you will be relieved to hear that I mostly just walk from bar to bar.

That ugly, stupid nazi-commie bitch?

Oh caw'm on man!

Happy birthday. I'd buy you a drink, but this is just the internet.

How does he find the time what with the salad dressings, and the salsas and being dead, and now I hear he has a new line of soups coming out.

Katie, I believe that is an eagle.

That's just too easy. Like your mom.

Mine were too young for that. I was more likely conceived under the ceiling that Lionel Richie danced on. When will that be designated an historical site?

They just grabbed them out of the $1 bin at Good Will because they fit well.

That's better. Let's see….