Is Southside Sam the only one working today?

There was a period of time that the legacy accounts weren't working, but luckily they came back. I'm still waiting however for the day they truly knock us out.

Some of us stink.

Only works if you have a Disqus account.

Well, other than people in Alabama.

Even if Johnny Depp plays the feather?

Now that's some synergy, right there!

Yeah, we'll get used to it. I remember the first major design overhaul and everyone was bitching, and saying they weren't going to read the AVClub any more, blah, blah, blah…

We warned you about masturbating too much.

There's a drink for you in it…

On the plus side, they put the button for the comments section at the top of the article, essentially encouraging us not to even read them.

Wow! How drunk am I?

They took it down, but there was a house near me that I pass on my way to the office that had a "Hillary for Prisen" sign up during the election. It was awesome!

Dammit Ferlin, I just ate lunch.

Rain boots?

Yeah right. Like Steve used rubbers.

Trump's new immigration ban brings us one step closer to fewer unwanted Skittles.

Trump's new immigration ban brings us one step closer to fewer unwanted Skittles.

Now if M&M's would simply make packs with out any green ones, roadies everywhere will rejoice.

Yours does that?