Pickled beets are fantastic. One of the best burger toppings.

I dig your jam, man.

That "Comment First. Scroll Later" thing is going to haunt me all day.

Amy's friend Cathy agrees.

He'll need to get circumcised first.

"Comment first. Scroll later."
—-Ancient Chinese proverb, probably.

Chicago area. I had never heard it before either.

A hot plate of shit is still "being served".

P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S.

My own mother once said, "…that [sales person] tried to Jew me down…"

You try to spell Masachusett….Massechouset….Massachus…

There's standalone video gaming places all over the place in Illinois. Hot Slots Getaway is one I drive by all the time.

Your mom huffed my diesel last night.

Dave's not here, man.

Your mom got the longest worst of her life last night.

I dealed your mom a ship last night.

Hey, you…yeah you….stay off of my lawn.

That still sound better than people wanting to warsh my windahs.

Do you also have "video gaming" in your area? Those places are popping up like weeds, ruining every decent greasy spoon and gas station in my town.

'sbout right.