*Jethro Tull flute solo*

Well that comment didn't have one bit of snark in it.

You'll get a Topher Grace and you'll like it!

I don't know. I've never seen her face-up.

@kirk_cameron_left_me_behind:disqus's mom has that same outfit.

Don't give up. It'll click for you eventually.

Muppets did it better!

And to wear some really snappy clothes.

There's got to be some softball team out there with a Coach Ella.

Just tell the kids they're the most indie-est new band. They won't know the difference.

Literally. Like with an ax.

I Flint-tapped your mom last night.

I'm partial to a Murder of Susan B. Anthonys.

Neigh.

It's right there under your work boots.

Monster sounds like a weird dating site.

So long as I don't have to get back to work.

That's why so many of them can fit into one tiny, little car.

Don't feed it after midnight.

Oh come on! Nobody drinks that much.