Any one with Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist in it?

Hey, you're the one editing out your typo to make my joke not make sense.

I think you need a ruling from the Church of England when two parsons jointly own a car.

I so I guess…lawsuits grow on trees?

Luckily there's still plenty of time for petty revenge on his part like suddenly throwing in a "House Jong-un" or something and having all its members get flayed and stuff.

Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable!

Or "Spielborgy," as he liked to be called.

Wait, why don't they just try the keys in every doorknob in the city. DUH.

And in food news, you've had enough to eat today!

From the linked: "Mostly, however, the list is garbage nonsense like “GNN” and “Teleport,” which we don’t even know what they are." GNN was an ISP if memory serves me right; my family used to have it before we switched to AOL.

Naturally this franchise will follow with Kim Jong-un in Da Hood.

It can be space-gold! Just work in some Taepodong-2s.

Fuck North Korea IV: The Legend of Kim Jong-Il's Gold

Drat, and I saw a major franchise in this. Fuck North Korea II: Pyongyang Nights, etc.

Yeah Mr. Yoda! Yeah the force!

"Homer, get ready!"
"For what?"
"Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray."
"I don't want to go to that."
"You said you'd do it as a favor to me."
"That doesn't sound like something I'd say."

All facts begin as dreams dreamt by a wizard. If the wizard crosses the path of a scorned widow, then he shares it at the town council. Now it is a hypothesis, and it's time to drown the wizard. If he floats he is an evil wizard and must be burned alive, if he drowns then the hypothesis is true. The king is told and…

You come at the Dark Lord, you best not miss.

Wait, where do we rank the guy who replaced McCartney after he died in that car accident?

So you're saying that if I can film something at least 40 minutes long and get it shown at some theater in Lancaster for a week, I can have an Oscar eligible film? Time to set the ol' iPhone camera to video!