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"So I says to Hodor, I says…"

A loud sweater pattern with a superimposed rophenol?

Couldn't second this more. I like how the Department of Defense apparently distributed its surplus parachutes to like every elementary school in the county at some point presumably in the 60s or 70s. Such a more appropriate municipal use of surplus military equipment than giving tanks and stuff to police departments.

In America, ex-boyfriend skin rabbit. In Soviet Russia, ex-boyfriend skin you!

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Jay is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty.

According to the widget in this page from fivethirtyeight, the Pats will have homefield advantage at over a 90% probability with a win this weekend, and essentially sewn-up if the Broncos also lose: http://fivethirtyeight.com/…
Statistical predictions are never wrong, right?

You guys have nothing on Team Dysentery.

♫We're whalers on the moon…

And notice what they all had in common? Conservative clothing! Pay attention, ladies!

"Nah, yo, it ain't like that. Look, the orcs, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early."
"Unless they some smart-ass Uruk-Hai."

The battle at the wall would have gone way better for the wildlings if they had some Siberian Special Forces on their side.

"What if someone calls us 'a pair o' pathetic peripatetics'?!"

What's all this then?

*Hands CineCraft bag of Mrs Field's cookies*

"Could we write down the number of digits in the number of digits in the number of digits in Graham's number? No, still too big. So, how many times do we have to repeat this process till we get to a number small enough to write down somewhere? That number is itself greater than the number of atoms in the known…

"stranger realms of tetration, pentation, and hexation."

Sure, right up until George Lucas messes it all up with "World War Episode Two Special Edition." Enola Gay shot first!

Exactly, then flying while drunk isn't a problem at all. If you manage the flight attendant right, you can get like three or four drinks out of them in a 90 minute flight.

♫There's an old cat sitting next to me
♫Making love to his catnip and gin