"Yup, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'Evil.'"

If that's a veiled criticism of me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

*makes tasteless, sexist joke about baton insertion*

*Makes mental note to open combined liquor store/adult bookstore*

*Spike Lee angrily tweets North Korea's home address*

They don't like to toot their own horn, but they're the only pizza parlor in town that is not currently under investigation by the state.

I'd rather they made a GoT first person shooter. The people who would play with Tyrion would be just like the jerks who would use Oddjob in Goldeneye.

"Uh… it's like… did anyone see the movie Tron?"

Also looking at that list again, note 4 of the top 8 are Disney direct-to-video cash-ins.

Looking over Wikipedia's helpful "List of the longest gaps between film sequels," we would have to set it at 10 years, 206 days in order to keep Toy Story 3. I would be perfectly fine with everything above it on the list not having been made. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

"Please refrain from tasting the knob."

Space-Bill O'Reilly Presents: The War Against Life Day

"Now no tour would be complete without a visit to Tupac's boyhood gift shop."

I recall reading an interview with Mitchell Hurwitz (I think maybe here at the AVC?) wherein he explictly brings up the patriarch/matriarch/craftsman/clown structure, but described it for AD as Michael/Lindsay/Buster/GOB. I recall him remarking "because sometimes clowns do magic" to defend his view.

"Statham’s character, Bullets Gunpunch (a.k.a. Arthur Bishop)"

At the Simpsons live show at the Hollywood Bowl he sang the "I hate every chimp I see" song in tribute to Hartman. It was actually touching.

"Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted skull he just squished with his bare hands over loose weave of the saddlecock.

It really calls into question the entire enterprise. Can I even trust any of it? Were Bennard Stark and Margaret Karstark really the parents of Elric Stark?

The chart gives the R+L=J thing as fact. I haven't read any of the books, but I thought that was still up in the air, no?

"You can't handle the truth!"
*Farts*
*Uproarious laughter from live studio audience*