That pun is ingrowing on me.

I believe it's related to the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275.

"Set the Controls for the Automated External Defibrillator"

And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be … Sean O'Neal. Now you know the rest of the story.

And there'll be a lumberjack at the end!

They sure did! With a catchphrase of "Bond. James Bond. Junior." and everything.

♫We're talking Hawking, Maine to San Diego
♫Hawking, Mattingly and Canseco

But I already turn tricks!

Why does Joey, the most sexually active friend, not simply have sex with the other five?

"I forgot Estevez for some reason."
Just like movie producers!
**Waits patiently for polite laughter**

It's like the league is saying to women "Survive breast cancer to be beaten to death by a man."

Why don't they make the entire couch out of the black box?

Well, the kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later

Wait, there's a chapter in Tek War about that?

Sure he did. He gave free drugs to that single mom. That's noble!

Starring Fred Willard!

Pet Sematary: Maine Drift

That website is trying to give me epilepsy. Lousy job, internet!

Comrade-shack

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