"0.5 - Review and analysis of journal entries regarding messages from neighbor's dog to plan and prepare for ritualistic slaying (43 pgs reviewed)"

Speaking as a biglaw associate, serial killers are relatively rare here. You have to bill so much there's not really time left over for murder. It's really a work–life balance problem.

But you let in Prighlofones Glumplich!

I know. I'm taping it.

I believe that's a hovercraft of some kind.

SHUT UP!

Hey, can we pause for a minute to picture Jennifer Connelly from The Rocketeer?

This shirt is dry clean only. That means it's dirty.

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks!

I recall watching "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" when it first aired and I was in second grade, and the next day in school everyone was singing "jingle bells, Batman smells."

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

It doesn't seem to mention Sloth's plate of slop. Didn't Chunk kind of pine after that?

"You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug."

*Gorilla swings on vine for banana; gets eaten by shark*

But when are we going to get to the eye-laser factory!

If that were the case, Twinkies would have featured more prominently on Family Matters.

There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no adorable
moppet. We’re all gonna die.

He's the smartest asshole in three districts.

Single Female Lawwwwwyyyyer, havin' lots of sex

The mere fact that you call making love 'Pop-pop' shows me that you're not ready.